So we may have the world's worst tooth-fairy ---- EVER.
Seriously - I'm not lying, even a little bit. I mean really bad here!
So the Little Princess loses a tooth a few months ago. It was the weekend. And our "tooth-fairy" does not routinely keep cash on hand.
Little Princess wakes up in tears because the "tooth-fairy" did not show up. OH CRAP!
So The Cowboy tells her the "Tooth-fairy" was out late, maybe he'll come tonight.
The next morning same story, can you believe it, the "tooth-fairy" did not show up again! Really, how sorry of a "tooth-fairy" can you be?? This time The Cowboy told her "The Tooth-fairy doesn't work on weekend." And she bought it. So bright and early Monday morning "The Tooth-fairy" finally arrived.
About a month later.......The Princess losses yet another tooth. I mean really, how is a "tooth-fairy" to keep up? This time it is the middle of the week.
The next morning, cries and tears of despair come from the Pepito-pink room about how "The Tooth-fairy" did not come again!
OH!NO! Not again!
The Cowboy tells her, "The Tooth-fairy does not work on weekdays."
"But you told me she doesn't work on weekends!" she wails.
To this he replies, "Well that was during day-light savings time."
3 comments:
keep these kind of blogs coming! It makes me feel better about my parenting! HA HA LOL Just kidding! It's hilarious!
you will need all the cash your saving for a good child physicologist!
Make my kids an appointment too, hey maybe they can all go together!!
funny, funny girls -- I'm just making good memories for my kids when they get old and I'm gone, really, this is all planned ;-) At least that's what I'm telling myself
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